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  • CQd44
    Apr 17, 12:19 PM
    so you're a common dirty thief who steals from people..and proud of the fact? Under Sharia law they'd chop your hands off....

    Under sharia law a woman who was raped would need like 9 witnesses to prove the man guilty. And her testimony in other cases would be half that of a man's.

    Sharia law isn't a very good thing to bring up ;)




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  • zeppiecr
    Sep 25, 03:39 PM
    Prob a dumb question but is my mac fast enough to run aperture?

    20 inch imac
    2 gb ram
    intel 2.0




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  • LastLine
    Sep 12, 07:32 AM
    why would they take the uk store down if there were not going to add movies for us here!! woohoo..
    I'm still waiting for my TV Shows in the UK :(




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  • CaoCao
    Apr 17, 10:00 PM
    We should add left handed history ahead of gay history, before you bash me, let me explain.
    Left handed people are constantly shamed by language, the word sinister comes from a Latin word originally left, how does it feel to know that language thinks you are evil? Dexter comes from Latin for right and implies manual skill, left handed people are evil and right handed is skilled, aint life grand? Even the word ambidexterity hurts them, it while meaning skilled with both hands means you have two right hands.

    In English and other European languages the word right doubles for correct, proper, even justice! In ancient Middle Eastern languages left mean evil. In Chinese left implies improper and even immoral! We have a world hating left handed people!

    In modern society left handed people need to bring their own special tools because society designs only for right handed and doesn't give a damn about left handed people to the point where lefties get gouged. They're even screwed over with computer mice and keyboards!

    In many Eastern countries left handers are brutally forced to switch to their right hand which can screw them up mentally for life. In education basically everything is designed for right handed people, the tests have answers on the right side which causes painful discomfort for left handed students to learn.

    Because of these horrible things perpetuated on left handed people I request that left handed people are mentioned in history.


    How was that?



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  • Lord Blackadder
    Jul 28, 11:46 AM
    I think the Volt is a success in terms of meeting its intended design parameters. However, I think the whole notion of the all-electric car and plug-in hybrids are flawed due to our current infrastructure.

    As long as we burn fossil fuels to get the electricity, the electric car is just sweeping the fossil fuel/pollution problem under the rug by putting the "dirty" side of power consumption out of sight (back at the power plant). Also, there's no way our current power generation infrastructure could support even a fraction of the population switching to electric cars. California already has rolling blackouts - if people stopped burning gas and switched to electrics, the problem would get drastically worse.

    I think electric cars are a dead end for the present...At least until our entire power grid makes large-scale switches to alternative energy, and there is no timeline for that currently. Also, there is currently no guarantee that practical fuel-cell systems will ever be truly affordable or mass-producable. The current offerings are all extremely expensive, proof-of-concept vehicles with short useful lives.

    We'd be better off with diesels or diesel hybrids. People don't want to admit it, but those are currently our best options IMO.

    I really wish I didn't sound so cynical, but that's the picture as I understand it.




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  • wlh99
    Apr 26, 06:32 PM
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  • Chundles
    Sep 12, 04:31 AM
    Yup, i dont reckon he'd stream it live to us just to blow us a raspberry, or any other fruit for that matter.

    He did it last year. The 5G event was streamed to Europe and you still can't get TV shows. Neither can we but it wasn't streamed here.




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  • quagmire
    Nov 14, 10:37 PM
    Actually a crappy story is held against many movies, tv shows, books, and etc. That's why we call them crappy and they fail. Case in recent point, the drubbing that Skyline is getting, besides it's spectacular trailer. It looks good, but it came in fourth in movies this week, and word of mouth may make that as high as it goes. The complaint? Weak stories, characters, and a truly stupid & frustrating ending.

    Like I said, most movies, tv show, etc has some sort of ridiculous illogical event going on to move the storyline along. Just as long as it isn't so ridiculous, they can get away with it. I don't think MW2 storyline had anything that was that ridiculous to make it bad.

    I pity anyone trying to figure MW2's story that hasn't played the original MW. I admit I was surprised to find out that MW2's story had something to do with the first one. Not because it was a clever plot twist, but because it was pulled out of thin air. There was no fore shadowing allowing the player a chance to figure things out, as usual stories do, it was just BAM!

    Why were you surprised? Black Ops was just a continuation of WaW with a focus on the Cold War this time. Why is it ridiculous to think MW2 would be tied to MW's storyline?

    The first MW was more stream lined with only two storylines, eventually dovetailing into one. Things were easier to follow, and the moments far more memorable. That race thru the tilted ship, the crawling thru the grass by the Russian army, holding them off later by yourself, and that final car chase were truly memorable moments. MW2 and now Black Ops are just one forgettable blur, that I only recall the trudging thru, not the fascination of what I saw.

    MW2 will be remembered for me at least because of the vivid battle scenes in DC since I am from the DC area and constantly passed by the buildings you see in the game. Then you have No Russian because of the shock of what that mission "made" you do( A) They gave you the option to skip it B) You didn't have to shoot to pass the mission).



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  • Dr Kevorkian94
    Apr 22, 10:08 PM
    They should change everything if not to just confuse people. Lol




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  • mrkramer
    Apr 23, 01:19 PM
    It's funny that unions are doing exactly what people are afraid corporations are doing.

    But what's even funnier, is that all the while, the unions bring us down. They ruin education, give millions of dollars to crappy candidates that are just going to repay them later by pushing crappy legislation that helps out the unions.



    Like the first half of the post you quoted said, cite?



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  • JPark
    May 3, 01:53 PM
    And why is this on mac rumors.

    Does it really matter what the competition does.

    It's not what the competition does, it's what the wireless companies are doing to the competition (and which they've already done to iPhones).




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  • ArtOfWarfare
    Sep 28, 01:15 PM
    No screening room (http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/2859/xxapple1984.jpg)?


    Thats not apart of what a home should be. Homes are for eating, sleeping, loving, and relaxing. A screening room is for... Well, none of those.



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  • fivepoint
    Mar 4, 12:28 PM
    Personally, I find the comparisons of teachers' pay with an 'average private sector employee's pay' downright useless. You're not comparing apples to apples. Do they have the same degree? Is there the same demand/supply of employees? Teachers aren't making 'too much' (compensation should be based on quality of work, value added to society, supply/demand, etc.)... some are making too much, some are making too little. The problem is that its'a an idiotic one-size-fits-all system in which many of them feel 'entitled' to their jobs, entitled to their benefits, entitled to their unions, entitled to their collective bargaining, entitled to their tenure. It's BS. You aren't entitled to anything except for compensation based on how well you do your job.




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  • tigress666
    Apr 16, 10:30 AM
    No, when Apple revealed the iPhone most people were thinking something along the line of "Apple seriously need to reconsider leaving out 3G and the ability to install software if they want to make it in the smart phone business", a phone that doesn't let you install new software is by definiton not a smart phone. The iPhone 3G was the real deal, ofcourse the first gen was successful, simply because it was Apple, but the 3G was when it turned into a good product and soared in popularity.
    And iPhone is far from the first icon based phone and I personally believe the Sony Ericsson P800 and P900 was a big inspiration for iPhone.

    I have to agree.

    The biggest reason the iphone is so great to me is the fact that I could add in other programs and add functionality. I could personalize it with the programs I put on to do what I wanted to do. In fact that was something I snubbed about the iphone when it came out (in comparison to the ipaq I had that I could get other programs for it). And the one snub I don't think I was wrong about (I snubbed it for other reasons but after having one decided either it was a good idea or it wasn't something that really mattered).

    If I had to only use the apps Apple gave me... I'm sorry, it wouldn't be that great of a phone. In fact I'm still wondering why anyone would buy the first one that you were stuck only with the basic stuff Apple put on, I really don't know how they convinced people to get interested in the idea. The thing that makes the iphone so great to me is it's ability to be so multi-functional in the ways *I* want it to be. Which is what being able to buy different programs gives it.

    I heard somewhere that Apple was forced to let people buy other software (or something like that)? If true, Apple should be thanking that ruling.



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  • jfmartin
    Jan 14, 08:50 AM
    Found in a prototype Macbook Air used by Steve Jobs


    The keynote to unfold like this


    Welcome !

    iPhone news (100%)
    * Sales news - 5 millions sold !
    * 8 g version of iPhone price drop - 329$ (50%)
    * 16 g version of iPhone - 399$ (50%)
    * 1.1.3 firmware as seen on the web in december (100%)
    * SDK based apps in developpement will be shown
    * The distribution model of iPhone apps (50%)
    * through iTunes
    * commercial or free
    * automatic upgrade of new versions of Apps
    * authentication/signature required for secure Apps

    iTunes news (100%)
    * More DRM-free content to compete with Amazon MP3 (50%)
    * No Beatles (100%)
    * Movie Rentals
    * 2.99$ -3.99$
    * 3 days rental period
    * from the first play
    * all majors (except sony)
    * play on all iPod/iPhone/AppleTV/Macs
    * Fox to encode version of the movie on the DVD, others studios to do the same
    * Movies rental at the same time of the DVD is out to the market
    * Movie for sale to see price hikes
    * some more differential factors to be announced but still unknown (100%)
    * iTunes 7.6 (not 8.0) (100%)
    * iPods firmware to see new versions to allow movie rentals (100%)

    AppleTV
    * the forth leg of apple business, not a hobby anymore (100%)
    * AppleTV open plateform with new tool to build software for the AppleTV
    * some new tools will be shown
    * software for AppleTV available though iTunes (same as iPhone software)

    * new software version 2.0
    * movie rentals (100%)
    * make AppleTV less dependant of iTunes (rent directly from Internet) (80%)
    * new options: weather, news, rss reader, web browsing? (30%)

    * AppleTV device lineup
    * price drop for the current AppleTV (249$) (100%)
    * new AppleTV hardware with better sound support, other goodies still unknown (50%)
    * 160 gigs (299$) (100%)
    * 250 gigs (399$) (50%)
    * new Apple Remote (100%)

    Now, one more thing...

    * New MacBooks pro with new case design (50%)

    * New MacBooks with new case design (70%)

    * Review of the current state of light portables in the market
    * why is not mainstream ? What can we do to fix this ?
    * introducing Macbook Air (100%)
    * no SSD drive but 1.8 inch drives up to 160 gigs
    * no optical drives, sold seperately
    * two screen sizes: 13", 11-12"
    * aluminum, grey or black
    * very thin!!!
    * LED display
    * i/o ports very special to allow slimmer case design (details unknown)
    * 1500$ - 2000$

    Thanks to everybody for coming !



    1) Announces deal with movie companies for rentals through iTunes. These rentals will last the running time of the movie and cost $20.

    2) :apple:TV updated so that it can stream rental movies, but only to analog tvs.

    3) "There's Something in the Air" slogan turns out to be Apple branded oxygen dispenser called the iMask

    4) 16GB iPhone released for original price ($599)

    5) Mac mini discontinued

    6) Surprise switch back to Motorola chip (G6) with immediate updates for all laptop & desktop models

    7) "One More Thing" is rumored lightweight notebook (also doubles as hot plate)

    8) Steve announces the date he will step down as iCEO of Apple

    Before I get flamed, think about how little everyone will have to complain about the actual keynote in light of my pessimistic predictions (I don't actually think any of these things will happen).




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  • Calidude
    Apr 16, 04:49 PM
    Narrow-mindedness is an affront.
    Hardly. Do look up "affront" in a dictionary.



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  • xAnthony
    Mar 19, 11:38 AM
    Even though I own two iPhone 4's I never experienced being a meat sandwich so that survey is mostly bullshiznit.

    Just because you aren't getting laid doesn't mean it's 'bullshiznit'. Sometimes you have to blame the player, not the game.




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  • spazzcat
    May 2, 12:18 PM
    Exactly.



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  • novagamer
    Sep 25, 11:38 AM
    I love the new loupe, that's really handy how you can park it to the side and it follows your cursor without obstructing your larger view. Quite a nice upgrade I think, and for free!:)

    Is this available in software update yet?




    dscuber9000
    Apr 15, 04:45 PM
    Google is finding out just how difficult it is to negotiate with record labels. :p




    Bevz
    Apr 15, 08:37 PM
    Probably a fake, but i like the design anyway...




    jhedges3
    Oct 3, 11:23 PM
    I don�t care as much about the Mac Phone any more. We�ve been talking about it for years. And with the exceptions of some phones that can play a song or two or three there has been nothing of the sort. Are we really supposed be filled with glee about an ipod that gets signal?

    The level of interest on MR about the Phone (and many other things, new wireless, video pods, etc.) is clearly a reflection of consumer want for advancements in function and form. But again and again Apple never fully addresses these wants.

    People on MR were probably buying into the early generations of the ipod. And although there were other mobile media devices that preceded them the ipods seemed like something different. That was October 2001 though. What has happened since? We�ve purchased other ones, which had more storage and different colors, but were the same thing. Do any of you see an end to this any time soon? Do you think the 6G and 7G will be anything but a little bigger and a little brighter? I know you want it to be, but will it be?

    And this pattern goes for most of their other devices. Are the current Mac Book Pros much different than say a PowerBook G4 from several years ago? What functionality does the current MBP have that a PB doesn�t or can�t?

    That�s only the positive side. The old PBs got crazy hot on your thighs. The new ones do the same. The next will do the same. The old batteries got terrible life after a few months of use. The new ones will be the same way.

    Perhaps they have to sell to a broader base now, perhaps their focus is in large part on getting new people, converts. If that�s as true as it has seemed for a while now I�m ready for an Apple 2 to come. The idea wouldn�t be to supplant them. Apple 1 would be better than they are now at selling to the former Compaq buyers of the world. Apple 2 would give everyone on MR everything they want as soon as they want it.




    Weaselboy
    Apr 22, 10:04 AM
    I do think there should only be "ups", but the icon could be a checkmark. When you click it some subtext would appear below/next to it. Something like "You liked this comment" or "You agree with comment" or "This comment was helpful".

    I completely agree with you on this. Posts should be marked if they are helpful etc and just ignored if they are not. The site can still use the data in the same way for whatever site improvements they want later.

    Having "downvotes" will I suspect lead to what we see on Reddit comments where any post that does not fall in line with the hivemind gets downvoted. Getting downvoted leads to people getting discouraged and not participating in the discussion IMO. Outright abusive posts can still be reported to the mods.




    Avatar74
    Jan 16, 10:31 AM
    Well, then try to run Aperture on your PB. Good luck.

    No money from me until MBP is state of the art. I'm not going to pay nearly $ 3.000 in January 2008 for a notebook without SSE4 and Blue-Ray.
    I just sold my shares.

    John:

    My point was to ask the guy what exactly he does that demands that kind of firepower. Computers these days are overpowered for what 90% of the population does. However, Aperture is a perfect example of an application that needs more firepower... Thanks for pointing that out. It is a professional application that is useful, almost necessary, to professional photographers but a complete luxury for anyone else.

    If you can justify the purchase of Aperture to manage images from your $10,000 mega-res SLR, then you can probably afford a desktop workstation to handle it... and write it off as a business expense.

    But otherwise, I'm asking why does the poster in particular to whom I responded need more than that in a MacBook Air? Not because I want him to buy one. Clearly he could buy a MacBook or a MacBook Pro that better suits him. But you have to understand I see way too many people complaining every year that Apple hasn't produced the gadget to snatch up the money burning a hole in their pockets since... oh, a year ago when they bought that year's latest and greatest.

    People say "I'm ready for a new computer" six months to a year after they just bought one... and I find that patently absurd when 90% of the time, the person speaking uses said computer for: internet, email, word processing, music and consumer photo/video.



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